Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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