So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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