no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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