I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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