You're my little dorito
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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