sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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