I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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