I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
