the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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