another moral hangover. fuck.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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