Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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