just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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