one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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