there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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