are you so shy because you have an std?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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