my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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