well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Shame - the story of my life.
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