That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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