I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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