I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
then he tried to convert me to islam
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
