new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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