my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
soo... how was my night?
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