This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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