It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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