You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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