just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
