Having a random hookup so left but love u
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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