that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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