You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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