i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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