I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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