And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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