dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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