i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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