I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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