i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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