Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this boner is exhausting
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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