38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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