are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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