I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he shaved USA in his pubs
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
