Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The chlamydia really affected his face.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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