She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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