I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
