i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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