Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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