I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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