found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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