end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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