i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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