FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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